Digg plays racial ambassador for Fabian, while Matt is slowly crushed beneath White guilt.
Download –> L@T Show #11 Dr. King’s Awkward Dream
Topics: Jabba the Michael Vick of Star Wars. Blacks are ALL Rap. Rob learns from insightful Apes. Comics are retarded for NOT doing heroin. BOMBING so HARD, muthafuckas DON’T want to find us.
Plugs: May 30th 8pm at Scores Sports Bar
May 31st, 8pm at Laff Tracks, then 10pm at O’Mara’s
June 22nd, 8pm Stand Up in Detroit.
Music by The Hate Noise
Digg & Ron debate romantic tactics while Samantha grades our incompetence.
Download –> L@T Show #8 Gettin Game
Music by The Hate Noise
Contains: Game of Thrones Bro-Beef. Say it with shoes. Cobra Compliments.
Awkward Affection. Men ain’t vulnerable. Commanding Compromise.
Appearances: May 17 Laff Trax 8pm & O’Mara’s Comedy Night 10 pm
Every Monday at 9pm New Way Bar
May 26 Acoustics & Absurdity at Andrews on the Corner
First heard of this on the #AfterBlack podcast.
There was this “scandal” about R&B singer Brian McKnight posting a Youtube video about a new project. He said he was releasing an “adult mixtape” with the first single being If You’re Ready to Learn. The chorus goes like this:
“Let me show you how your PUSSY WORKS, since you didn’t bring it to me FIRST.”
Very patronizing towards women – if you take it as an honest admission.
I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. I recognized this for the joke it was instantly. McKnight, who’s been nominated for 16 Grammys, ISN’T going to insult his core audience! It’s SO ridiculous!
YET, there’s a grain truth in it that makes it slightly plausible. A guy saying he knows how to love a woman like no one else is a common R&B theme.
Exaggerated truth is the core of a punchline. The singer partnered with some comics and made a parody that fully develops the joke.
I’m not a woman, so I can’t feel the offense taken. To me, the joke was on Brian himself – it’s so stupid an idea.
As a Black person, I’ve been racially offended by some jokes I’ve heard. I imagine women see McKnight’s joke the way Black men might see Eminem making a rhyme titled Cracker Rich about the proper way to manager your money as a music millionaire.
I’d probably laugh at that too cause I’m NOT a rich nigga! Brian McKnight is – would he?
“I can just EMAIL things to my friends! WHY join this?!!”
This was my objection to Facebook 4 years ago. Now, you’re likely reading this on your Feed as one of my six hundred and twelve Friends, which I count as actual UNITS of SELF ESTEEM. I’m firmly in Zuckerberg’s stable of 750 million http-hoes, BUT now Google+ is trying to SEDUCE me away. Pretty Mark ain’t phased by Goldie Google’s advances though.
I’m a social mediadore of EXCEEDINGLY snobbish tastes. I avoided that whole Myspace fad. My space? On your website with your ads? Smells like a business trying to profit from MY entertaining life and its content!
I’m an INDEPENDENT artist! Laughing at Them (L@T) IS my space and is connected to my L@T Facebook page, L@T Twitter and L@T Youtube Channel in an EQUAL partnership with those sites – although not according to THEIR terms of service.
I’m a Google user. I use it as my homepage and have Gmail. I will be PROUD when my grandchildren are pre-enlisted in the Google Imperial Military as the ONLY way to get into preschool.
Its a familiar friend that knows me SO well. I type the letters c, u, r and v in the search bar and it asks “Do you mean curvy young Italian nun missionaries being fucked by bow-legged African witch doctors?”
I do.
Google+ … I’m not sure about. I’ve watched the introductory video and felt the strong calloused hands of marketing MASSAGING up the thighs of my mind. I’m still cynically dry.
It’s main selling point is apparently SEGREGATION. You click drag your contacts – NOT Friends – into circles you assign categories. It’s supposed to be free, but how much would you pay to keep ME from learning I’m in your “Assholes” Circle?
Can you APOLOGIZE to me face to face in their video chat room Hangout?
Will you realize the irony of Spark as I ignite the gas lines I CUT in your house?
“Michelle of Minnesota” is an fair comparison to Joan of Arc, another CRAZY zealot. Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann might deny the similarity because the French are liberal. More likely, she’d believe St. Joan de Arc to be a U.S. founding mother from St. Louis, MO and that the Gateway Arc was erected with the power of prayer … and volunteer freed slaves.
At least that’s what she believes her base will believe. None would bother to verify. Of course, Al Gore created the internet for nothing but liberal libel and pornography.
The DANGEROUS thing about Michelle is that she’s more clever than crazy yet is good at ACTING genuinely crazy. See the picture to the right, that’s a great impression of human joy for a Stepford wife. She can make the same face discovering she’s pregnant, delivering a baby and excusing the persecution of gays.
Chelle B. cranks out the DOPEST media meth! She tells quarter-truths on camera and if you call her out you’re calling out ALL “patriots”, all the while layering more bullshit in her response. A steaming lasagna of lies and illusion under a crust of Velveeta righteousness.
Consider her skill: she’s a leader of the loudest anti-tax movement AND used to WORK 4 the IRS! Like Jesus said, “Render unto Caesar NOT a MY DAD-DAMNED THING!” Book of Revenue 4:16.
